It's not nice to tease the Leopard Woman...especially when it comes to pie...I have had eatmares about that toffee pecan served up with a nice slab of French Vanilla ice cream and a cup of freshly brewed coffee...ahhh pie nirvana...
What will I do with you, Joan Roman? Make you wear baggy pants, tie multiple helium balloons to the ends of little wads of your luxurious hair so they float upward and make you look like a goofball? Pump the odor of Cinnabons and microwave Butterlicious through your home filtration system, make ya do the mall crawl with me and no credit cards in your wallet...
Oh, what will SHE do? What WILL she do? A Leopard Woman scorned...