
What will I do with you, Joan Roman? Make you wear baggy pants, tie multiple helium balloons to the ends of little wads of your luxurious hair so they float upward and make you look like a goofball? Pump the odor of Cinnabons and microwave Butterlicious through your home filtration system, make ya do the mall crawl with me and no credit cards in your wallet...
Oh, what will SHE do? What WILL she do? A Leopard Woman scorned...



