I know there's no way I can fail. I will be a loser!!
That's right, Mama. Let that be one of the positive self-talks you give yourself every day.
The only way to fail, is to not follow the simple outline on page 5 of your
Quick Start booklet. If you eat every two to three hours, drink a lakeful of
water, never skip a meal and do not add to the meal plan, you will be a loser, too!
Yup,
Sing this to the tune of "I'm a Pepper"
I'm a loser,
He's a loser,
She's a loser, too...
Wouldn'tcha like to be a loser, too?