I saw the subject line of this thread and just about laughed myself out of my chair! Thank you!
Boy, NO WHERE ELSE on the net have I found so much support than on this board. It's completely awesome!
And Joan, thank you -- I don't even think I "met" you on here before my little leave of absence -- and here you are welcoming me back!
DeDe, congrats on your fabulous loss! Chica, you are lookin' SMOKIN!
Serendipity, I see you have passed the 100# marker! You are doing incredibly well!!!
Elke,

nice to meet you! Hey there!
Arklahoma, I'm editing this to say: Keep your chin up!

(I did not get my dream job at Jacob's Pillow either, sniff sniff! I know how hearing this kind of thing can be demoralizing, but something better I bet will come your way!) Do not give in to the binge demon - stay tough! Obviously those employers that turned you down have deficiencies in critical judgment
I'm still looking out for my box o' stuff... Friday I hope! Monday latest!
I'm ready! My fat cells are trembling in fear!
But there is no hiding from the Medifast fat flush! It is inevitable! MUHAHA!

Prepare thyself, Fat! The End is near!
