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alpha femme · by **alpha femme** » February 2nd, 2007, 5:59 pm

i'll show anybody who wants to see my big ass the goods. but! they have to do a little dance first. they also have to have boobs. uhmm... and be hot. and not crazy.

i'm just sayin'.

luckily, most of the people on here qualify. now if i could just get the red ball to get on the ball... or at least where the ball would be if one were so inclined.

Karli · by **Karli** » February 2nd, 2007, 6:13 pm

Okay, I can't resist anymore

...

*raises hand to ask a question*

Why is she called "red ball" ? I tried to find the answer but I never could. Maybe I didn't look long enough or hard enough, but alas, I am clueless none-the-less.

alpha femme · by **alpha femme** » February 2nd, 2007, 6:37 pm

oh. you have to read lilly's blog for most good info, but basically, this picture says it all.

alpha femme · by **alpha femme** » February 3rd, 2007, 1:47 am

my friend pointed out today that i am all ass. i haven't lost weight-- the fat has just relocated to my hips and thighs.

ever see the glass in a really old church? glass is still liquid, and with time and gravity it slides down. eventually, the top of the pane it very thin, and the bottom looks bulgy.

welcome to my church. there's enough room on the pews for a family of 9.

Sojourner · by **Sojourner** » February 3rd, 2007, 2:39 am

Despite all of your protests, Alex -
your photos show how very lovely you are...
como una bella flor!!!

bikipatra · by **bikipatra** » February 3rd, 2007, 2:41 am

Sojourner wrote:Despite all of your protests, Alex -
your photos show how very lovely you are...
como una bella flor!!!

I totally agree. And she has beautiful teeth!

katieb920 · by **katieb920** » February 3rd, 2007, 7:46 am

Alex,

IF I might say I think you look just great.

alpha femme · by **alpha femme** » February 3rd, 2007, 9:57 am

aw, thanks, you guys.
how about you all ditch your husbands and move to socal?

Karli · by **Karli** » February 3rd, 2007, 10:41 am

alpha femme wrote:oh. you have to read lilly's blog for most good info, but basically, this picture says it all.

ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :mrgreen:

. Thanks.

Now, that photo of you is beautiful :heart:

alpha femme · by **alpha femme** » February 3rd, 2007, 11:13 am

Karli wrote:Now, that photo of you is beautiful

thank you.

i think it's the green pants.

Karli · by **Karli** » February 3rd, 2007, 11:19 am

alpha femme wrote:i think it's the green pants.

ha ha... now I feel bad

bikipatra · by **bikipatra** » February 3rd, 2007, 11:21 am

alpha femme wrote:
Karli wrote:Now, that photo of you is beautiful

thank you.

i think it's the green pants.

They really minimize that huge butt your friends say you have.

alpha femme · by **alpha femme** » February 3rd, 2007, 11:44 am

bikipatra wrote:
alpha femme wrote:
Karli wrote:Now, that photo of you is beautiful

thank you.

i think it's the green pants.

They really minimize that huge butt your friends say you have.

my last date said she liked my butt and that she'd be right back with "fava beans and a nice chianti." :shock:

i locked the door after she left.

katieb920 · by **katieb920** » February 3rd, 2007, 2:29 pm

LOVE your new avatar picture. You look so happy

Mike · by **Mike** » February 4th, 2007, 11:58 am

katieb920 wrote:LOVE your new avatar picture. You look so happy

And she shows off the ever-before-hidden collarbones.

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