But last night, I had crazy dreams involving mouth rot and my teeth falling out and my husband trying to "teach me" how to brush my teeth (I am a bit obsessive when it comes to dental hygiene).
I woke up with the WORST taste in my mouth. Yes, normally, nuclear meltdown in my gob would be a BAD thing, but I was so happy because I KNEW....that's right folks, it was KETOSIS BREATH.

I never knew I could be so happy about bad breath.