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PostPosted: February 27th, 2007, 6:57 pm
by alpha femme
i'm looking at my laptop screen right now, and i realized something incredible:

now that my chest and stomache have gotten smaller, my boobs (in a very padded bra) look huge!!!

rubbing them and telling them to grow worked!

PostPosted: February 27th, 2007, 7:03 pm
by j0j0ruca
alpha femme wrote:i'm looking at my laptop screen right now, and i realized something incredible:

now that my chest and stomache have gotten smaller, my boobs (in a very padded bra) look huge!!!

rubbing them and telling them to grow worked!


I'm so NOT going there ::limps away::

PostPosted: February 27th, 2007, 9:49 pm
by alpha femme
j0j0ruca wrote:I'm so NOT going there ::limps away::

don't be a hater. ;) i'll work on getting yours to grown next!

PostPosted: February 28th, 2007, 7:27 am
by katieb920
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Alex you are in the wrong job position. You need to be a comic.........

PostPosted: February 28th, 2007, 7:39 am
by GucciGoo
Yikes!

PostPosted: February 28th, 2007, 1:26 pm
by alpha femme
DarkAndStormy wrote:Yikes!

you shush. nobody offered to get yours to grow.

PostPosted: February 28th, 2007, 3:15 pm
by Tawanda
:o :shock: :lol: :lol:

Alex, you do come across as having a great dry wit! :D

Hi

PostPosted: March 1st, 2007, 3:31 pm
by dede4wd
Ooh, me too me too! Alex, what do I need to say to them to get mine to grow too! I got the push-up, but I need the big guns!

D

Re: Hi

PostPosted: March 1st, 2007, 9:09 pm
by alpha femme
dede4wd wrote:Ooh, me too me too! Alex, what do I need to say to them to get mine to grow too! I got the push-up, but I need the big guns!

D

well, i tell mine, "c'mon, babies... mommy needs a hot girl."

yours may need a different motivation speech.

PostPosted: March 6th, 2007, 9:03 pm
by Karli
Bumpity... what's happening in your world ? :mrgreen:

Hi

PostPosted: March 6th, 2007, 11:13 pm
by dede4wd
Alex,
I'm working on my positive self-boob talk. Hope it works!

D

PostPosted: March 10th, 2007, 10:54 am
by alpha femme
ah, the power of positive boob-speak.

i'm retainging so much water that i need to find one of those old-school laundry wringers and run myself through a couple of times. it must be close to tom.

in other news, they finally reopened my 2nd favorite local trail. the bridge that has been washed out forever (causing me to climb in and out of a ravine to finish my hike) has been replaced with a cement path. it's nice... horribly out of place... but nice. also kind of nice? the trail that challenged the hell out of me last summer is just 30 minutes of light exercise now. don't worry, i still have a book with 101 other socal hikes it.

anyone wanna come?

PostPosted: March 10th, 2007, 11:43 am
by j0j0ruca
alpha femme wrote:ah, the power of positive boob-speak.

i'm retainging so much water that i need to find one of those old-school laundry wringers and run myself through a couple of times. it must be close to tom.

in other news, they finally reopened my 2nd favorite local trail. the bridge that has been washed out forever (causing me to climb in and out of a ravine to finish my hike) has been replaced with a cement path. it's nice... horribly out of place... but nice. also kind of nice? the trail that challenged the hell out of me last summer is just 30 minutes of light exercise now. don't worry, i still have a book with 101 other socal hikes it.

anyone wanna come?


I'll stick to the cement paths that can be found in various outdoor mall settings. Unstable ground and a girl with no balance do not make for a good combination.

PostPosted: March 10th, 2007, 12:42 pm
by alpha femme
j0j0ruca wrote:I'll stick to the cement paths that can be found in various outdoor mall settings. Unstable ground and a girl with no balance do not make for a good combination.


then you should come mosey with me again! we can hit the promenade and laugh at people with too much money.

PostPosted: March 10th, 2007, 1:11 pm
by j0j0ruca
alpha femme wrote:
j0j0ruca wrote:I'll stick to the cement paths that can be found in various outdoor mall settings. Unstable ground and a girl with no balance do not make for a good combination.


then you should come mosey with me again! we can hit the promenade and laugh at people with too much money.


Let me know when. I think Jim wants to hit Venice tomorrow to walk around and then catch 300.

Bah it is too hot for a garage sale.