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MakeMeThinner October Newsletter |
October 2004 |
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No Sneakers Allowed!
Autumn chill is in the air, red and yellow leaves are fluttering
from the tree tops and as I write this, we’re packing Happy
shirts, shorts and leopard print bathing suits in anticipation
of our long-awaited MakeMeThinner Vacation in Kauai. When you
receive this, we will be tanned, toned, slender, relaxed and
getting geared up to return to the mainland.
I was a Sneak Eater – if you’re one, you know EXACTLY
what I mean – I don’t have to explain.
I remember when I was about 11 years young; I grabbed a bag of
chocolate chips from Mom’s pantry and ate them over the course
of a few days.
In the 60’s my parents saved S & H Green stamps – they were
premiums given at the time of purchasing gasoline or merchandise
at certain department stores. They were saved by licking and
pasting the stamps into books that were then redeemed for
awesome items. Mom redeemed the stamps for a card table, a
picnic basket, a badminton set and a treasured hand painted
ceramic cookie jar that was adorned with a variety of cookies
scattered all over it – it had a ceramic ‘walnut’ knob on the
lid.
For a cookie sneaker, that cookie jar was my bane – the lid
always clunked whenever I had grabbed a few cookies and tried to
quietly return the lid to its proper place. That &%#@ lid always
gave me away. I got caught stealin’ cookies many times!
My Mom always told me that someday she’d get retribution. Little
did she know it would be in the form of her son-in-law. My
husband taught me all about the frustration that comes with a
quickly vanishing cookie supply! Imagine! A pastor suspected of
snitchin’ cookies!
I used to get so cheesed at Terry because I would bake a ton of
cookies, fill the jar and put the excess in the freezer for a
later time. It got to the point where we had our own separate
cookie jars. Yep – we HAD to have ‘His 'n Her Cookie’ jars
because Terry would eat ALL of the cookies in the cookie jar and
then there wouldn't be any for our drop-by guests.
His jar is a ceramic crock type container with a brass handle.
He loves that jar - sort of a ‘grab it and go’ dealy-bob. Before
Medifast, I would often find him fast asleep, cookie crumbs on
his moustache and the empty bucket of cookies parked next to his
recliner.
My cookie jar, on the other hand is a dainty clear glass jar
with a small lid – it used to be my Grandpa’s humidor! I like
using it because I can always monitor the cookie level in my jar
with a quick glance. It bugs the puckies outta Terry because I
can do a walk-by, check the jar and then I know if the Cookie
Snitch has been messin’ with MY cookie jar!
I used to bake triple batches of several varieties of cookies,
fill the jars and then would put the excess cookies in the
freezer to keep them ‘safe’ for company. After I went to bed at
night, some greedy Cookie Snitch would raid the freezer and eat
the company’s cookies…
Of course I wouldn't discover they were gone until we had
company on its way and then NO cookies could be found in the
depths of the freezer. ARGH! Since we endeavor to live by the
Perfect Ten, commandment # 6 is not an option for me: Thou Shalt
not kill!
I had to be very creative if I was to have cookies for company.
After I would bake, I filled Terry’s cookie jar, mine and then I
would double bag the extra cookies in Ziplocs™ or Tupperware™
containers and hide them in various locations around the house –
in the fireplace behind the screen, on the seats of the chairs
at the formal dining table because the table cloth hung down
around the chairs and he never saw them hiding there – or safely
tucked inside empty Kotex boxes on the cupboard shelves in the
linen closet! He NEVER thought to look in there! Leopard Woman
IS creative, isn’t she? Hee hee!
The point is, sneak eating got Terry and I no where but
porky.
Terry was 60 pounds over weight; his BMI was 32. A BMI over 30
places a person at risk for diabetes and heart disease. He was
considered obese.
I was 130 pounds over weight, morbidly obese (a person 100
pounds or more over weight is considered to be MORBIDLY obese)
and my BMI was 43.
We weren’t fooling anyone with our ‘sneak eating’ – it was
apparent – all could see it in our triple chins, our flappy
arms, the rolls around our bellies, our thunder thighs. Terry
didn’t have just a spare tire – he had an entire eighteen
wheeler! Those weren’t love handles – they were love grips!
Without the side effects and risks of gastric by-pass surgery
and liposuction, together we lost our love handles,
195 pounds and gained the rest of our healthier lives
together.
Funny how Foodies behave, isn't it? To keep permanently thin, we
must make permanent changes in our eating habits...or we will be
permanently fat and only temporarily thin.
You can Medifast for a moment – until you reach that certain
size, or until that special occasion happens or you can do it
for life.
In the 1920s, George Leigh Mallory led three expeditions to
Mount Everest. Mallory wrote the following, “What we get from
this adventure is just sheer joy. And joy is, after all, the end
of life. We do not live to eat and make money. We eat and
make money to be able to enjoy life. That is what life means
and what life is for.”
So often we live to eat and to make money. What good is it if we
die early and never get to enjoy our lives at all?
Although he was an expert mountaineer, Mallory and his climbing
partner Andrew Irvine made a 3rd attempt at the summit of
Everest in 1924 and disappeared in heavy weather, never to
return. They enjoyed the life they were given – they didn’t wait
and wonder what it would be like to climb Everest, they
experienced it!
The other evening we were looking at some pictures and videos of
family vacations from several years ago. I observed myself being
a watcher and not a doer. I was too embarrassed to wear normal
vacation wear so I was standing on the shore in knee-length
shorts and a big shirt watching the rest of my family
snorkeling. I saw pictures of me watching other people kayak and
swim in pools.
My bad food choices prevented me from enjoying our vacation.
I had worked very hard and saved money - for what? My lard
eliminated me from many cool activities. A vacation brochure
indicated there was 220 pound weight limit for horseback
riding…each morning I huffed and puffed and parked my ample 265
pound buns on my beach bench vantage point where I observed
healthy people gallop by laughing and enjoying the enchanted
allure of azure seas atop a beautiful horse. My horseback rides
were only dreams…
I was mortified when I had to reveal my weight prior to booking
our helicopter tour. I hadn’t told anyone how much I weighed;
only my doctor and his loud-mouth nurse knew for sure!
The concierge indicated that people are seated on helicopters
according to their weight and stressed the importance of knowing
one’s weight for safety reasons. What?! I was gonna have to
reveal my ACTUAL weight or Gulp! risk the safety and lives of my
entire helicopter party! It was a hard decision for me to make…
(FYI, this is the first time in my entire driving career, I
actually weigh what my driver’s license says!)
We had scrimped and saved for two years to go on that family
vacation and there I was – observing others having the time of
their lives and I was a porkette. I was a chunkette. I was more
than chunky, I was morbidly obese and I had horrible pain in my
heart of hearts because I did it all to myself!
My sneak eating had sneaked up on me.
I did not much like how I looked, how I felt, how I
thought about myself, I did not like the pain in my feet and
legs and I absolutely was not really enjoying the sheer joy of
life!
My weight was not only shortening my future life – the length of
my days – it was shortening my current life – our family
vacation life.
In the pastorate we have had many opportunities to be with
people during eventful times in their lives. We have experienced
the joys of the births of long-waited for babies, the jubilation
of high school graduation celebrations, the “sweet and sour” day
young people go away to college or to serve in the armed forces,
the dismay of divorce, and the devastation of sickness unto
death.
We must concur with H. Jackson Brown, Jr., who is attributed to
saying, “No one ever said on his death bed, ‘Gee, if I’d only
spent more time at the office.”
I have been fat and I have been thin.
When I was fat, I always wanted to be thin.
Now that I am thin, I have never once wanted to be fat.
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
The person who buys a lawn mower really doesn’t want to have a
shiny lawn mower in his garage. He wants to mow the lawn.
When you read my Newsletters, lurk on the MakeMeThinner Forum or
order and buy Medifast, do you do so only to stock your pantry
shelves?
Absolutely not! You want to reach a healthy weight, improve your
nutrition and the quality of your life.
We have the best product and the best weight loss support
system. The weight loss plan has been tried and true for nearly
twenty-five years now. I lost 135 pounds in 7 months and have
maintained my weight for 20 months now.
If you are serious about losing your flabbage for once and for
all – then follow the program – no deviations – and you
can be 40-50 lighter by January 1st! When you get this month’s
Newsletter, it will be 12 weeks until the first of the year. The
average weight loss on a 16 week program for men using Medifast
is 67.41 pounds and for females is 47.5 pounds as substantiated
by Johns Hopkins University Abstract. They also experienced
significant reductions in blood pressure, cholesterol and
triglyceride levels. Dr, Lawrence Cheskin is well known for his
studies on obesity and has chosen Medifast products for many of
his overweight patients for nearly ten years.
Six months from now, will you wish you had started today? Quit
wishin’ – start shakin’ and make your dreams become your
reality!
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Special Report
Wow! The MakeMeThinner Guys and Gals are on a roll!
The FLAB is ROLLING off of them!
Look out, Folks; it's a Medifast Roll-Off. Maybe I ought to
rephrase that; it’s a Medifast Flab-off!
A.P.B. Attention! It’s coming! So big we cannot contain this
breaking news! HUGE amounts of Flab seen rolling by the 'burbs.
Keep your eyes peeled for melting moments of flabber.
No one is safe.
Skinny People emerging from encapsulated cellulite. Empty bags
of skin discovered in the dressing rooms of Catherine’s, Lane
Bryant and Big & Tall Men’s Warehouse.
Skinny people have abandoned their coats, leisure suits,
sweatpants and hugely baggy shirts and Billy Big Boy jeans.
Skinny people are basking in bathing suits, turning down second
helpings and fatty foods and are actually moaning ‘ooohhhs and
aaahhhs’ over broccoli and cauliflower! The massive group of
Skinny People is toasting one another from funny little plastic
shaker jars – clinking the jars with glee. These people do not
chug their libation, No! No! They rip, they slowly sip and chant
something that strangely sounds like, “Because I can!”
The "lighter" side
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four
pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the
pieces.
-Judith Viorst-
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a
woman gain 5 lbs.
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like,
"You know, sometimes I just forget to eat" Now I've forgotten my
address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never
forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to
forget to eat.
Oh....what a feeling!
Thinner…a great weigh to feel When I am tempted by the lure of
truffles, cheesecake or pie, one of my favorite sayings is,
“Nothing Tastes as good as thin feels.” It instantly snaps me
back to reality and enables me to take control and to pass by
the call of the carbs.
Every day I receive heart-warming letters and thank you notes
from people that are successfully losing weight and reclaiming
their health. Lemme tell ya, there is nothing that feels as good
as knowing that you've made a positive difference in the life of
another person. While it is energizing and extremely rewarding,
it is not quite the same thing as my own real and valuable
accomplishment.
As many of you well know, weight loss is often an unpleasant
task. And yet being overweight or obese or having such medical
issues as diabetes, high blood pressure and sky-high cholesterol
levels is not only unpleasant but is unhealthy, dangerous and
self-destructive.
Take the Challenge
Lois is one of our MakeMeThinner Forum Friends who has made a
major turn around and came up with a way to make health happen –
for herself and for others, too.
On August 18th, Lois posted her “Crazy 100 Day Challenge: This
BB [Bulletin Board] has been SUCH a source of inspiration,
encouragement, and accountability that I have decided to go WAY
out on a limb here and share my plan for the next 100 days with
you....
I am challenging MYSELF to do the following for the next 100
days:
1) The full fast plan (NO licks, bites, nibbles, etc etc
etc....)
2) Move my body around EVERY day...a little yoga,
walking/jogging, etc....NO EXCUSES!!!
3) Check in daily on this thread so I'll "stay clean" and
accountable...in other words, if I flub it, I'll have to share
it here
WHY am I doing this????? I've lost 35 pounds so far, and have
about another 50 to go. This is my way of getting SERIOUS about
reaching my goal...no excuses, no foolin' around...just DOING
it.
Lois was serious about reaching a reasonable goal and set up her
plans accordingly to make it possible to reach her goal.
She turned the unpleasantness of weight loss around and made it
a positive challenge. Lois’ self-challenge really made a
difference, not only for her but for the others that decided to
accept her challenge, too. When you take a hold of a goal, a
dream, or a passion, and bring it to life, the effort will in
turn bring you to life.
You can spend the next few moments in time, the next few days
and months, and the next few years doing the same old flabby
things you’ve always done, just getting by, just keeping up,
just doing the same old same old or the moments of time allotted
to you can be used to get things done, to make a positive
difference, to reach a real goal and to enjoy the meaningful
accomplishment. Falling into bed after a day of focused,
positive effort, you carry with you a sense of satisfaction that
cannot be duplicated. And you wake the next morning to a
brighter gladsome world. When you have the choice between making
the effort and sitting on the sidelines, choose to make the
effort. When you find yourself dismayed at how things are, find
a way to make them happen.
Take the initiative – accept Lois’ challenge. Take action – no
one’s gonna do it for you! Take responsibility! Take the time to
truly make a difference. Each time you do, the days become more
gladsome, your spiritual, mental and physical health improves
and the richness of life grows even more.
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